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Thursday, May 24, 2012

HAIR WEAVE KILLAH

Sooooooo....I used to live on the Eastside of Cleveland, but for more than a decade I have lived on the Westside. I love everything about the Westside....except for the fact that there are like nooooooooo exclusive, professional, black owned hair salons. I had gave up all hope of having the flyest hairstyles...until recently. After many thrown pennies into the fountain at Tower City, after many candles blown out on my birthday cakes, and after many prayers to the Hair Gods, my dreams  finally came true!!! It was snowing outside one day, and as I turned the corner onto 45th and Lorain Ave, I noticed a new hair shop, Styles R Us Glam Studio! You will never be able to feel what I felt when I called the number...and SIR POO himself answered the phone! Mr. Hair Weave Killah!!!
Ok....so who is SIR POO you may ask. If you don't know who SIR POO is...Im almost 99.9% sure your baby mama, girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, grandma, bus driver, exotic dancer you tipped on the weekend or lady from church knows him. At least all of their hair knows SIR POO. POO is the hairstylist... sent from the Hair Gods themselves...to help rid the city and the world of messy ratchet hairdo's, and provide us with all the glamourous, unique, healthy, creative hair that we as women all dream of. SIR POO is the Chosen One! For more than 10 years and counting I've been fascinated by SIR POO's exclusive hairstyles. I have always been amazed by POO's creativeness when it comes to hairstyling.
Sir Poo
He isn't ur average "hairstylist". Just his character alone sets him far above the rest. In a city like Cleveland its difficult at times for an individual to be just that...an individual. But POO has managed to be in complete control of his profession, lifestyle, career, business and fame. Say what you want....and *I have ran into many haters on that hater juice...but there is no denying SIR POO's talent.
His cliental includes all the local celebrities in Cleveland. He is most popular with the exotic dancers, who rely on him to make them look fly, polished and different from everyone else. SIR POO also has all of the church going ladies flocking to him as if Jesus passed SIR POO's card during Sunday's sermon. All of Cleveland's professional and independent business women keep him on speed dial for their classy ,sophisticated office looks, and little girls also are seen on a regular at the salon, getting twists, and braids and curls ,looking young and fresh for school. That's one thing about POO. He can do everything! Some stylist only do weave...not caring about the quality or condition of you real hair. SIR POO is certified, professionally trained and actually cares about the services he is offering. On any given day (except for Sun, Mon) you may find him doing a beautiful weave, flat ironing natural hair, cutting hair, or giving real consultations to his clients.

Speaking from experience, SIR POO sat me down when I rushed in for color one day. He took his time explaining to me what color would look right, making sure my hair was strong enough for the process. He asked me what I wanted, and yet he still advised me on what HE thought would be best, without being pushy or rude. In the end I left looking a million bux.
Returning for another orgasmic experience...I requested a quick weave. As you may know... most "beauticians" will glue hair on ya head with the quickness. Not caring about your baby hair or possible breakage. Poo being the master that he is...talked his way thru the procedure, and even took time to prepare my hair with special products that helped protect it from breaking off later. Once again...I left looking Fantastic!!!!
Styles R Us Glam Studio is immaculate! From the outside it seems as if it might be small, but once u crack the door...your eyes can't help but wander. The bright colors of yellow and red are easy on the eyes. The studio itself is spotless, and  Sir Poo has made sure to go out of his way to  make his clients feel comfortable. The modern chairs, and beautiful mirrors have been perfectly placed. *ATTN!!! All the dryers work!!!!!!!
There are a few things that  will sometimes discourage me from going to a hair appointment. I've found myself trying to avoid all the "hairshop gossip", or long waits while the stylist smokes, eats, or goes next door to play the numbers. At Styles R Us Glam Studio  you will NEVER run into these issues. Poo has so many clients from all walks of life and backgrounds, that its almost impossible to have a problem with anyone else in his salon. He suggests...or should I say...he requires that you* leave all negative energy in your car before entering thru the palace of the Hair God. There are no long waits. Poo has his time management down to a science. He makes sure all clients are in and out. Don't worry about frying and sweating under the dryer. There are huge flatscreen televisions mounted all over the salon for your entertainment, and sometimes you may even catch his own mother walking around the salon, offering cold beverages to satisfy your thirst. Which makes you dryer experience much more tolerable.
Speaking of entertainment, Styles R Us Glam Studio  isn't for the shy and quiet. Be ready to laugh non-stop with jokes by SoSoJeff ...who is Poo's right hand man and also Nail Tech at the salon. Jeff is a master himself at the coolest, flyest nail designs in the whole city! At Style R Us Glam Studio, everyone has a good time. Some days chilled wine is served while you relax from a hard day. Pizza may be shared ....and music...there is always music being played!!!! Fellas, you should mos def be a little worried when your girl schedules an appointment with POO. Only because...having your scalp shampooed by SIR POO is nothing less than ORGASMIC!!!! Yes ORGASMIC!
You would think a person of POO's celebrity status would be as gossipy as the women he makes beautiful. That is totally false! POO is a wonderful person. He will listen to you spill your guts, and keep a genuine smile on his face. He may offer advice when needed...if that's what you are looking for...but other than that...he is a loyal and trustworthy friend.



If you have ever seen a woman and her hair looked flawless...SIR POO did it. If your girls hair blows in the wind with body and bounce...SIR POO did it. If you fly a girl in from out of town and she request her hair be done...Its a MUST that SIR POO does it. SIR POO only pumps out the freshest, most polished, amazing hair styles possible. He never falls short of perfection.If you are ever on the Westside of Cleveland, even if you aren't...trust me..the drive is well worth with. Book your orgasmic appointment today!!!!! Hair Weave Killah...cuz when he's finished with my hair...I always say "Damn Poo...u killed this sh*t! XOXO


Styles R Us Glam Studio
4500 Lorain Ave
Cleveland, Oh
216-991-7201



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